Like my life, this page will be rather boring. I intend to use no fancy graphics, no fancy page layouts, nothing that would make this page stand out. I have the knowledge, potential, time, and resources to create a rather elaborate-looking webpage, but because I am lazy and find that this is easier anyway, I'll pass. The attitude, writing, and general theme (can you have a theme with no color and images? Ooo) will fluctuate with my general mood. Right now I'm in the midst of semi-teenage angst, disgust, cynicism, and general amusement. So the page will reflect that.
The only constant on this page will be the navigational menu. I haven't decided where I'm going to place this yet, or how I'm going to organize it. I only know that this page must contain zero effort on my part, so I will not be using any clever, devious methods like an image map, or a separate frame, or a pop-up window, or anything else really cool and tricky like that. I may, however, decide to use basic text links at some random point. It will be glorious.
The point of this page is to have a posting point for things that interest or amuse me. These things may include, but are not limited to: writing (of others, mostly, although I may indulge my ego now and then), music (of others, mostly, although I may indulge my ego now and then), stories (about others, mostly, although everyone finds my life amusing, especially me), quotes (for those of you that like them - i personally think that truly inspirational quotes are mostly crap), and general amusement.
If, for some strange reason, you feel like contacting me:
My email address is [email protected]. Don't ask, it's one of those obtuse angsty things that teenagers write in an effort to make themselves feel clever.
My AIM screen name is Erosomniac. Feel free to IM me, but be warned that I will block you if I find you annoying, and will pursue legal charges if you attempt to harass me in any way.
Know that despite my handing out my e-mail and AIM screen names, I expect and believe in privacy. Any use of either of these resources as a means of solicitation or any other un-invited attention will be met with the harshest legal pursuit you can imagine. I have the means, know-how, and constitution to track you down and hurt you, whether my methods be law-enforcing or dubious.
Having said that, here's what I've got to offer you: